伍三思(穿越时空)————赫连春水[中]

作者:赫连春水[中]  录入:12-22

      吧唧!                                               
  我眼前一阵天眩地转,然后感觉重重的摔在地上。                                           
  靠爷爷的!凭我自己的感觉,为什么这个倒地的姿势和看过的《东成西就》里的那招蛤蟆撒尿特别像呢?                                           
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  两岁那年。                                           
      三思,药汤已经凉了,还不出来?                                               
      唉?哦哦。                                               
  然后起身,跨出木桶。                                           
      哐当!                                               
      三思,你怎么了?                                               
  痛,真的好痛!                                           
  可是,这是事关男人的面子问题,我绝不能哭出来。                                           
  只好双手捂着胯间,用自己都觉得很扭曲的声音说:    不        痛              丫的,真的痛死我啦        !                                           
  义父看着我,脸上的肌肉动来动去,最后实在忍不住,转过身去肩膀抖得很厉害了起来。                                           
  呜,我死了算了。                                           
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  两岁半岁那年。                                           
      伍头。                                               
      什么事?                                               
      这个        你看看三思                                                       
              ,什么事?                                               
      你没看出来?                                               
      ?                                               
      那个                                                       
      嗯?                                               
      那个                                                       
              三思的裤子是他自己穿的?                                               
      不错。                                               
      怎么像条大裤衩?特大了,一点也不中身。                                               
  义父仔细盯了我两眼,脸突然变得极黑。然后向我大步走过来,抱起我就走。                                           
  一边走义父一边很小声的问我:    三思,你怎么把我的裤衩给穿出来了?                                               
  啥?不是我的外裤?                                           
      你,你,以后不准逞能,还是义父给你穿衣!                                               
  我想,我脸上肯定热得能煎出一个鸡蛋来。                                           
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  记忆真是个很奇妙的东西。                                           
  这么多年了,我只要一想,三思,从小小的,到后来长大,都会很清晰的出现在我眼前。                                           
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